Friday, June 06, 2008

A Fair Way to Evaluate Georgie's Ex.


-She's no longer just That Girl Who Ate a Scorpion on Fear Factor: Plus 10
-She is now just That Girl Clooney Dated: Minus 11
-Can play the wounded angel: Plus 20
-Was Livin' La Vida Georgie for a year, and therefore knows the joys of having a butler bring you a cold Diet Coke on the shores of Lake Como: Plus 50
-Must give up La Vida Georgie and move back to Sin City until she parlays this newfound quasi-fame into something, like a stint on Dancing With the Stars: Minus 15
-Might actually have to DO Dancing With the Stars: Minus 10
-Hey, Dancing With the Stars beats being the next Bachelorette: Plus 5
-Modeled at Los Angeles Fashion Week and got the picture in all the tabloids: Plus 15
-Modeled at Los Angeles Fashion Week and got the picture in all the tabloids: Minus 15
-Had to deal with innuendo that she was actually a hooker: Minus 18
-Conversely, had to deal with innuendo that she was actually a beard: Minus 14
-Hey, if it's good enough for Katie Holmes…: Plus 3
-Attended the Oscars on the arm of a nominee and had the world's most renowned designers tripping over themselves to provide vintage and one-of-a-kind couture: Plus 30
-Somehow still picked an ugly pastel thing reminiscent of rejected pattern for a Fabergé egg and now has to live down the photographs: Minus 17
-Can finally take that photograph off the nightstand: Plus 5
-Can replace it with clipping of her photo from People's 100 Most Beautiful People issue: Plus 20
-May only have made the cut because they boosted it to 100 people from 50 two years ago: Minus 5
-Still, who cares? Don't bite the hand that feeds you fresh PR: Plus 10

Total: Plus 63

And in case you care, her name was... eh... Sarah?

2 comments:

aleurzua said...

demasiado gracioso, me hiciste la mañana rh+, muchas gracias!

Anonymous said...

ademas q esta soltero denuevo!!!!